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MAN UTD Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on. LIVERPOOL Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures. ARSENAL Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
LEEDS Q. What's the difference between a Leeds fan and a coconut?A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit. GENERAL *Q. Why doesn't Pakistan have an international football team? A. Because each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
THEY TELL IT LIKE IT IS
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